Obama Text Messages

I got a grip of them yesterday. Here are some of my favorites:

“Obama the first black President!! Free bbq chicken, chitlins’, watermelon, and 40’s at the White House tomorrow. Be there & bring blunts! We run this shit now!”

“They have a sign up sheet for volunteers to help Bush pack his shit and get the fuck out on Nov. 5th. I put us down for the 3-8 shift.”

“Wow…some truly unbelieveable shit”

“Barack around the clock tonight!”

“Just a reminder to shave your genitals today…It’s the last day for Bush”

“Straight to Pakistan!!!!!!”

Here is some celebratory music for all the stoned dancers this week…
Jah Cure & Wayne Marshall-So High
Big Up Massachusetts for decriminalizing possession of u nder an ounce of Marijuana.

Jump it!!

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